As most will know by this point, Yahoo Messenger has recently upgraded and there are many changes, none good. We have received too many complaints from our valued customers to feel confident using Yahoo Messenger anymore. Half the messages are not even going through!! No, gentlemen, our ladies are not ignoring you, Yahoo Messenger is just not passing the messages along!!
AOL is the answer. Each lady will have an AIM (AOL) Messenger and you will be able to reach her there.
(some ladies may continue to use Yahoo, but if they do not respond to you, please create a Trillion or AOL account to ensure you can always reach the lady – or ladies – of your deepest fantasy!)