MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
I am here to spin a little tale about a true Hillbilly Cocksucker and the haunted legend he became. His name was Jeb Hudsucker and my cruncle (i.e. creepy uncle) told me about him when he would “babysit” me. Jeb lived back in the woods, alone in a little ramshackle cabin. Jeb was pretty much a failure at everything he attempted, except for one.